Well Hello

Well my assistant Leah finally explained to me what these blogs were, and I must say, I am quite intrigued.  As a young girl in New Milford I so enjoyed reading our housekeepers diary.  She kept it in her poorly made pocketbook and I would take it when she was napping in the afternoon.  She was a portly woman from the seedy part of Rhode Island, but oh how she fantasized about our gardener.  I must say, she actually had a real talent for words.  That's an unusual talent to find in a domestic.  Unfortunately she was killed in some sort of canoing accident.  People don't realize that canoes can be really dangerous.  They don't.  Leah, make sure you write that.  That canoes are dangerous.  I want people to know that because they don't think about it.  Well, I think that's plenty.  Let's go have lunch now.